This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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