I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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