it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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