Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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