How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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