If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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