"it" just moved
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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