I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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