$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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