Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
just found out that she named her cat after me.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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