Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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