How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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