I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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