I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
i out mim tonsoeep
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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