Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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