ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
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what are you doing with your life
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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