So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
This baby is an asshole
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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