I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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