If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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