She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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