you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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