if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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