i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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