But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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