Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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