their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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