Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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