is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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