Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
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