dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
