I wish I could teleport
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
