She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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