my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
