This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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