Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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