i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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