he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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