FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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