Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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