On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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