apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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