I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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