Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
he shaved USA in his pubs
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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