dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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