Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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