is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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