I want to make a zoo with you.
She said her name was "party"
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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