And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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