don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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