Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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