Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
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