capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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