So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Randomize
