We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
