Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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