My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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